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Stickman SexStickman Sex Should Be Forbidden by The Bohemian RappersStickman Sex
Stickmen aren't attractive if you draw breasts on them If you think they are you must have mental problems Now I don't mind the fact you draw them every day It's just I don't think they're meant to be drawn that way
Stickman sex should be forbidden If you delete it you'll be forgiven But stickman sex should be forbidden To be honest, it's pretty sick Stickman sex should be forbidden If you can't delete it, keep it hidden Cos stickman sex should be forbidden What the hell's that extra stick?
by ~BohemianRappers
Darren Got A GirlfriendDarren Got A Girlfriend by The Bohemian RappersDarren Got A Girlfriend
Darren got a girlfriend I sure as hell don't know how Darren got a girlfriend We'll see how it goes for now
She wanted to go out next Friday night But Darren was planning to play Counter Strike She forced him to go out for dinner and a movie He wore these crappy clothes that he thought made him look groovy How she still stayed with him will always be a myth Especially after he made her watch Revenge Of The Sith It started of badly and got worse from there He made her like Half-Life, she made him cut his h
by ~BohemianRappers
Mrs. White Has Got DiarrhoeaMrs. White Has Got Diarrhoea by The Bohemian RappersMrs. White Has Got Diarrhoea
Sue is just a normal housewife With a normal living houselife to get on with And her husband's always busy With the milkmaid known as Lizzie, Sue don't know this But there's a secret that I'll tell you And I'm sure that she will kill you if she finds out The reason Mrs. White's not here Is cos she's got diarrhoea, there is no doubt
Mrs. White seems perfectly fine When she's out buying grocerys But Mrs. White always has a time When she's in an emergency And she'll tell you it's no fun When
by ~BohemianRappers
Some Guy Ran Over My CatSome Guy Ran Over My Cat by The Bohemian RappersSome Guy Ran Over My Cat
So I was sitting in a comfy chair Wife nagging at me, but I didn't care Then I heard a squeal coming from outside The wife was so scared she decided to hide I got up and looked out the window to see A samshed up Volvo went straight into a tree But in the skid-marks that were smoky and black I saw what looked like the remains of my cat
Some guy ran over my cat He had no decency Some guy who's stupid and fat Didn't drop down his speed Went straight for my cat It had no chance.... SPLAT!!!
by ~BohemianRappers
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The ListenerDay by day I listen to you complain About the way he does not care And how he cut his brown-blond hairThe Listener
I want to scream at you, That he is a cheat, That he is yours no longer
I want to tell you about
Who I saw with him
The other day at the mall. Walking by I thought it was just another couple Locking tongues, not giving a care to who saw them
I glanced at the young man’s face And saw that brown-blond hair, That pale skin, Those dark blue eyes.
Then I looked at the girl, Chestnut hair, your hair, But her eye
by ~KnifeQueen
The Pumpkin PatchThe Pumpkin Patch by DryCellBodyCrumblesThe Pumpkin Patch
I'm leaving your eyes closed Until we reach our destination I'm keeping my mouth closed Won't tell you this sweet, sweet sensation
Now open Open your eyes What do you see Is it a surprise No IT'S YOUR END!!
This frightening spot of no return This sickening land of pure concern I think I've found your perfect match You'll be struck down in the pumpkin patch
Trouble's casting a shadow That's looming silently over you The dark's casting a shadow So what are you gonn
by ~DryCellBodyCrumbles
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when a child has imaginary friends "split personalities" it's cute BUT when a adult has split personalities its schizophrenia =/
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Sweet sounds of music
Fill the air like perfume,
Yet not strong enough to silence
All the sounds of the night.
Love The Beatles!
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche! Scaramouche!
Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening me!
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Sweet sounds of music
Fill the air like perfume,
Yet not strong enough to silence
All the sounds of the night.
Love The Beatles!
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche! Scaramouche!
Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening me!
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If practice makes perfect, yet nobody is perfect, then why practice?
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I W I I I C I C I A I My Anti Drug
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
~Mark Twain
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